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Toad Boy! And Other Related Parables

by Conner Cherland

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Toad Boy 03:34
Dm He’s a toad boy in a walrus skin C Been told too many times, swimmins made for fins So he traded all the lies, fifteen hundred pounds for flies Said goodbye to the baggy skin, freezing cold, the calfs for kin He swum with legs that had a different grace about them Through the haze, whip like tongue for prey around him Pad to play, and all new friends amphibian Clean face, no shave, a better life he’s living in Until the farmer came and found himself a falconer To take away the predators like me Make marmalade of all our hopes and dreams Not made for the television screens F So he ran and he ran two trains and a flight Am Spending days in the dark and money at night F Am Dm, G Singing maybe, someday I’ll be free Em F If you wanted a bright side, Em No I’m not the one F But I think he’s alright Dm, G Heard he’s getting by… He’s a toad boy in a walrus skin Been told too many times quitters never win So he traded all the lies….
2.
[Verse 1] Gb Bb Ebm7 B When God won-wonderfully In my design slowly prepares for me A cedar tree that I can climb Look down to see A man among the roots whose body sleeps [Chorus] Father, let my body be Beautiful beyond what I see And father, when my words pass away Won’t you stay, won’t you stay [Verse 2] From his eyes grow the food his children eat From his hands, the grass soft on their feet From his heart grew the love that they need From his body exposed, a family [Chorus] [Bridge] Abm Db Gb Db B Inside the bone there lays a seed Abm Db Gb Db B From the air to the dirt sewn so carefully Abm Db Bb Ebm7 May the rain and the snow and the children below Abm Db Gb Watch the flowers that grow surrounding me while I sleep [Chorus] (Quiet) Father, let my body be (Loud) Beautiful beyond what I see And father, when my words pass away Won’t you stay, won’t you stay
3.
Sides 03:31
[Intro] Bm F# G F# [Verse 1] And that’s the problem with you You’re always taking sides Sittin in your room Just tryin to fantasize Oh my no, I won’t apologize I’ve done my share Of loving right [Prechorus] G A One day I will be a friend All the while I won’t forget [Chorus] That I can’t be something I’m not Though I’ve tried honestly And I can see an end in sight And it’s because of me [Verse 2] If you want me to grow You gotta let me go Have a little fun, just move on Go see them shows Oh my no, I’m not coming home I won’t be back Once I’m on the road [Prechorus] [Instrumental] [Chorus] [Outro] And I forgot her once I caught her right In the back of my mind But she keeps coming back (B, C#, D, E, B)
4.
[Verse 1] E F#m One more, in the corner Ignore, say you like it Dior in the closet Call out for rest [Chorus 1] F#m G#m A B But if you want it, you can have it E F#m G#m A When you got it, do you want it at all E Do you want it at all [Verse 2] You were always Smilin when nobody asked you to Well now you got their attention And nothin left but a (point of view/simple truth) [Chorus 2] That if you want it, you can have it When you got it, do you want it at all B Do you want it at all [Bridge 1] A Oh it’s the sweetest thing B You would follow me E F#m A When I don’t know who to be B E It’s the sweetest thing [Chorus 3] (3x) if you want it, you can have it When you got it, do you want it at all Do you want it at all
5.
[Verse 1] A Bootlicking betty doesn’t call me and it hurts A/G# F#m She’s a lemming of the fetish that she has for honeyed words D And she loves me when she’s low and thinks E A I’m moving up She’s fast to butter up, the straw for sucking up She knows she’s over the top But I liked it, now she won’t stop [Chorus] She would say what nobody said Made me her fake friend Her make believe ally or something to stand by til something else arrives [Verse 2] Bootlicking betty’s got aspartame in her sweet talk The artiface/audience fading as she walks And you can see what it does That constant headache don’t rub you right As you gain weight, in an ego that she made Tell me who’s on top, tell me, tell me tell me [Chorus] She would say what nobody said Made me her fake friend Her make believe ally or something to stand by til something else arrives [Bridge] Bm A Bootlicking Betty won’t you come down Bm A I’ll show you love you can get behind Bm A E C#m Bootlicking Betty won’t you call me now Bm A Or call me back before I lose my mind [Chorus Quiet] Bm She would say what nobody said A Made me her fake friend Bm Her make believe ally or something to stand A E D by til something else arrives [Chorus Loud] She would say what nobody said Made me her fake friend Her make believe ally or something to stand by til something else arrives
6.
[Verse 1] Guess you give an inch, and lose a mile Wander off and get lost for a while Find a dress in a certain style Figure eight bending up to a smile [Prechorus 1] It’s a pick axe, It’s a split hoof It’s a fifth all to yourself It’s a portrait of a fork lift And a friend you keep on the shelf [Chorus] Goodbye boxer and goodbye ben Say goodbye to the country again Goodbye equals and hello guns Men do whatever they want, to us [Instrumental] [Verse 2] Pulling stones til I expire Couple years until I can retire Raise a kid and get admired Settle down with someone who inspired [Prechorus 2] A gut laugh, a new track To dance to on a date A kindred, consistent place [Chorus] [Prechorus 3] Get some hat tricks Be a match stick Get fat and run off the weight Date an actress Sell a mattress And then tell me what you hate [Chorus] 2x

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released March 24, 2020

Featuring The Rare Occasions
Mixing & Recording by Brian McLaughlin
Mastering by Dan Bos

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Conner Cherland Santa Barbara, California

It all started with a goal to become a good songwriter, which then became a terrible obsession, which later became something to enjoy. I hope you enjoy the first of (hopefully) many albums.

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